Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Blessed by the Gods

Hello once again,

Continuing from my previous post, our trio of merry travelers left the sandy beaches and blue waves in search of the ancient city of Vijayanagara. We found it, next to the small town of Hampi. It sat amidst an alien, otherworldy landscape. This landscape, where the town and ruins reside, looks like Mars once it's been terraformed. Giant piles of massive, rusty red boulders are scattered about as far as the eye can see. And the plains between these piles are rife with dark green vegetation; banana plantations, rice farms, coconut, and mango trees in abundance. Atop many of the giant rock piles are temples, some still active, where devotees sing into loudspeakers, the ancient music bounces across the rocks, over town and farms, from dawn till dusk.

The town of Hampi exists primarily to feed and house the travellers and pilgrims that arrive to explore the ancient ruins. It's small, comprising of a main road and a network of small alleyways that are easy to lose yourself in. At one end of the main road is a large pyramidal structure. We likened it to Vishnu's lingam (if you don't know what that is, you're not old enough to know). It's an entrance to a temple where a blessed elephant named Lakshmi lives, she is the embodiment of the Goddess Lakshmi, who represents beauty and abundance.

We were lucky to arrive in Hampi on the night of a full moon. At night, Lakshmi, along with a  moveable shrine, a band, and a crowd of worshipers, parade up and down the main road. If you give Lakshmi some rupees, she'll bless you with her trunk. This, I felt, must be done. I ran in front of the great beautiful beast, who was adorned with a garland of flowers and India's finest makeup, with a 50 ruppee note trembling in my hand, I stood there. She stopped and looked at me, she appeared as to be smiling. After she deftly plucked the bill from my hand, leaving a trail of elephant snot, she brought her holy trunk down on my head and over my face. How's that for beautiful abundance?

The next day, it was time to visit another one of Hindu's many Gods. This time it was Hanuman, the great monkey God. Apparently, he was born atop one of the massive hills of rock just a few kilometres outside of Hampi. You could see the whitewashed temple from the town, so we rented some bicycles and made our way to it. We got to the bottom of the mountain, 610 steps (we counted) a number of old beggar women, and a smattering of monkey's stood between us and Hanuman. We brought with us several bunches of bananas as offering, and several rupee coins to give to the beggars that awaited us. After a harrowing 30 minutes of climbing stairs under the hot Indian sun (oh how we suffered!), we got to the top. There, we found a great many monkeys, some were white, with black, round faces and long tails. Others had a more ape-like face, were smaller and had a reddish skin. We gave bananas to them all. Inside, we knelt before Hanuman and were given sugar and a trail of red powder smeared on our foreheads by the Sadhu inside. He looked young but walked with a large wooden stick, his legs very thin. He had a small round tray that burned with an oil wick, and sang he a song while moving his flame over us, and Hanuman. We left the depths of the temple feeling slightly simian. The view from the temple was astounding, Hanuman chose well.

From there, we explored a variety of different temples. One that stood out for me was called the underground temple. It was called this because around half of it was, well, underground. It was also ankle-deep in water. At first I was hesitant, this is India after all, and after all this is a 1000 year old temple. But an old woman was there as well, she had a large smile and laughed when she saw us peer nervously at the wet temple ground. She calmly walked into the water and after wading a few steps in, beckoned us to follow. I shrugged and went in, the farther we got the darker it became. Bats lived on the ceiling and swooped in and out of the corridors. On the pillars were carvings of all the manifestations of Shiva. As well as some Ganesh's sprinkled in with a dab of Rama. At the deepest part of the temple was Shiva's lingam (there's that word again) it had flowers draped over it and was surrounded in coins. I felt it was in my best interest to throw the pride of good ol' Shiva a few rupees. And with a wink, and a tip of my hat, I was out of there. Bats still hanging from the temple ceiling.

I was going to tell you about the holiest hug in India but this message had gone long enough so i'll leave that to another day. I'm in Pondicherry now. It's more French than most places in India and I'm still coming to terms with that.

Otherwise,

Intestines doing fine. 


Thursday, February 17, 2011

The Beach

Ohh the sound! It's the best soundtrack to just about anything. Sleeping, eating, conversing, playing, reading the wooosh of the ocean just fits so perfectly; a perfect sonic frame that accentuates any action or thought.

That sound has been massaging my ears for days, but now, I've left it. Before it's memory gets too fuzzy around the edges, and the crash of the waves smooths my recollection to a dull gleam, an ode to the ocean: to the sand, to the waves, to the smooth black rocks, and to the people that live as its neighbour.

Eating on the beach, playing football on the beach. Making sand castles on the beach and making a fire on the beach. Playing music, singing, dancing chanting on the beach! Hiking up hills and looking down on the beach, or getting on a boat and watching the beach get smaller, smaller, smaller. Off the beach there are dolphins, they swim just off the shallows and make our play seem small. Sleeping on the beach, petting dogs, cats and cows on the beach. Yoga on the beach, running and reading, eating fruit, joining hands with ancient hippies, dreads to their waist, all on the beach!

All the while, the wooosh and crashh of the ocean cradles our actions, smooths them out and places a smile on our face.

The 10 hour bus ride, with broken seats, no place for our package, rude, angry drivers (who very nearly forgot someone at a rest stop, had we not yelled and screamed for them to stop) and tires that accentuate each bump, was it's antithesis. I have experienced yin and yang acutely. It's sounds are the steady crash of the waves and the angry rumble of an uncared for bus with moaning passengers and crude drivers.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Sweet Songs of Goa

So far, my experience in Goa could be summed up with 3 M's: Moto's, Music, and a Mutinous Belly. Yeah, I wish I could finish this entry with my customary 'Intestines still fine' but alas it would be a lie. Two days ago I was bedridden, anything that entered my stomach was kicked out faster and ruder than a hippie with an overextended visa. And believe me, there are a lot of those here.

Today, on the other hand, has been fantastic: A 2 hour massage followed by a 2 hour yoga session. Ahhh to feel alive again.

Anyways, that's not what this blog entry is about.

Following an arduous 14 hour bus ride from Mumbai Mal and I arrived in Goa early in the morning. Well, Panaji to be precise. You see, Goa is not a city but a small province with little beachside villages sprinkled throughout. Panaji is its capital and where I started my Goan excursion. It was there I found a tailor and got two custom shirts made; there's nothing like a well fit shirt. In addition, I got rid of the beard, for the first time being shaved by a barber the old fashioned way: straight razor all the way. When that was all sorted it was time to hit the beach, and more importantly meet up with my very good friend Adam, who I will be travelling with for the next little while and will be a fixture on this blog, along with Mal. Together we shall be the 3 Indian muskateers: pictures coming soon.

In Panaji I had some decisions to make. Goa wasn't very big but there was a lot to it and getting around might be a problem should I rely on nothing but taxi's. It would get expensively quickly. There was, however, an alternative, one that I jumped at and have been enjoying ever since: my very own motorbike. Hehe, don't worry mom, I'm driving just as carefully as I did back home. Er, more carefully, yes, far more.

It's liberating, really, to be master of your own transportation. And cruising through the Indian countryside on a motorbike is satisfying on so many levels. Though I've had to remind myself to stay on the left hand side of the road a few times, and dodging cows and elephants at times has been a chore, on a whole it is fantastic.

There is one other thing that I've done that is quite exciting. You see not only is my friend Adam here, a man very much musically inclined, but so is a woman I know from back home named Sparrow. Sparrow is here to record an album. And the day after I arrived she needed to add some backing vocals to some of her tracks. When she asked if I would like to help, I was more than happy to.

A few days ago I showed up at the recording studio with my best singing voice. There, I met an older british man with a long gray hair, a goatee, and joyful, smiling eyes. His name was Chin Maya, or Chinny for short. He was producing Sparrow's album and would accompany me and Adam as the male back up singers. There was, in addition to us, four girls that Sparrow had wrangled up would provide our contrast. We spent the morning in the studio(which was a three-story tower really, with trapdoors and ladders to access each level) singing and laughing. It was good fun! So, I've been a little over a week in a week in India and have made appearances in an Indian TV Show and music album, with injuries and sicknesses interspersed throughout. I think I've done well.

Oh! and I've bought a small, lightweight didgeridoo, it should be an excellent companion in my travels.

Intestines still now fine.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

The hard streets of Mumbai

There's a little more to the previous story that I think I should relate to you now. It has to do with the second last sentence(the one involving large amounts of beer). When we returned to Mumbai from the set we were dropped off at the hostel Tom had stayed (the salvation army one remember?); he needed to change, and I waited outside. While waiting I met a young man named Ajit, he wanted to sell me hash but I said no, I don't smoke. Ajit seemed to appreciate this; perhaps he sells it despite his dislike for it. Anyways, we got to talking and it so happened that the place we were standing was the exact location of the 2008 Mumbai terrorist attacks. It turns out Ajit was right in the middle of it when it all went down. He watched and hid as terrorists threw grenades and fought the Indian police. Intense. When Tom and Malik returned, we all (including Ajit) went out for dinner and drinks. Ajit immediately assumed the role as our guide. I liked him. I asked him if he'd like to play cricket tomorrow and he immediately agreed.   

The next day we met Ajit and went to the central park of Mumbai. It's a large square at the heart of the city; the park was massive, and was lined with big palm trees. In the park around 100 games of cricket were being played all around us. Now, i've been taught the rules of cricket before, but each time I was taught them I understood the game a little less. So, when I stood up to play, bat in my hand, wickets behind me, all i knew for sure was which direction to run should I hit the ball. Basically, you bat until you get out. I just kept hitting the ball and running my ass off mindlessly. I did okay but the real story was when our team was in the field. I noticed that a lot of them aren't that great at catching (you don't get a glove in cricket) so I wanted to impress them. There I was, standing in the middle of a field, a hundred cricket games going on all around me, when the ball gets shot into in the air: it was mine. I began running towards it but soon realized it was falling fast, at the last moment I dove, my arms outstretched, and caught the ball.

Adulation from the crowd! Players surround me! congratulations everywhere! Seriously man, it was a good catch; even the opposing team came to shake my hand. My dream of becoming a cricket star was nearing its realization. 

There was just one problem: The 5 layers of skin I had cleaved off from my dive. 

In reality, I was a mess, little cuts and nicks everywhere, and one big one on my lower left leg. It hurt, and I knew I would need to treat it immediately for fear of infection. My cricket career ended, far too prematurely. At least I can say I learned cricket the hard way: on the streets of Mumbai. It's fine now, really, but the scab is a big one and I've got some picture's of it that would unsettle your stomach faster than the slums of Mumbai. 

I'm in Goa right now and have some wicked stories to relate. I will soon, tomorrow probably, to help me catch up. 

Oh! The episode i'm in has aired--February 7th here's a small teaser video in which I am in around the 2 minute mark : http://www.zeetv.com/shows/jhansi-ki-rani/video/jhansi-ki-rani-february-7-episode-video.html

Hope all is well 

Intestines still fine.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

The cold hand of Imperialism

There are all sorts of words that could be used to describe yesterday, and I don't know any of them. Therefore, to compensate for my lack of vernacular I will simply make up a word: Surreestrangauemazing. If you look it up in the dictionary, it would read 'The experiences of Alex Meyer on Friday, February 4th, 2010'. Dictionaries are so dry.

I woke up early at 6 am and took a cab to McDonalds. Once there, I met Tom, he was a nice guy. Tom and I got into an SUV driven by a short Indian man while a suave looking cat wearing big shades, an open shirt, and a million dollar haircut sat next to him. From there we headed to the salvation army hostel (yeah, weird eh?) and picked up a british bengali named Mal. At that point, we headed about 2 hours out of Mumbai and 200 years in the past: To ND Studios.

Yes, I'm in a Indian TV show. You can watch it! they pump these out and apparently it's only a few days from filming to broadcasting. The 3 of us donned old Redcoat uniforms and swords, we were there to suppress the uprising in the northern state of Rajasthan. Apparently there was a Queen, Queen Rhani, who resisted British rule, and they had made a TV show retelling the story of her glory and unfortunate demise. I was in a number of scenes, and when i lied and said I was a big Canadian actor, I very nearly got a speaking part. 'Sir! koi I have a tey ley important message! Sri leda'ahay! Yeah, this show has a weird mix of english-hindi. I didn't say it, but I got to clash swords with an angry indian mob of 15 year old extras, eventually getting stabbed in the back by the Queen herself. I make a terrible face and fly to the ground, defeated. For this I was paid 500 rupee only.

It should be on TV soon, ZeeTV, Jhansi Ki Rani is what its called and I think the channel is on shaw tv, maybe. Here's the TV show website : http://www.zeetv.com/shows/jhansi-ki-rani.html

Afterwards the 3 of us made a mess of ourselves with 4 litre jugs of kingfisher beer.

It was a Surreestrangauemazing day.

Intestines still fine.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

And so it begins

You know they say you can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish. And they may be right, but whether you're tuning a fish or eating some out of a small tin my ass is in INDIA right now and it's hot and humid and the cars are churning out some arythmic experimental horn pop 1000 beats per minute. 

So anyways now i'm here and i'll use this blog as a recording device. To those who are about to read this I salute you. I'm gonna read it, so why shouldn't you?

Alright some quickie stories to relate: flight from Incheon to Mumbai was greatest flight ever. For the sole reason that it was Chinese new year and I had like 35 000th row seats. Seriously though, it was mind melting. The entire earth was some an ecstatic random strobe light. Entire cities sparkled, it was a surreal sight, those Chinese know how to blow things up. For the 4 or so hours it took to fly over China it was an unending spasm of explosions and little tiny trees of light. 

Met a cool couple in Vancouver and am already randomly bumping into them wherever I go, their itinerary mirrors mine. I have no set plans to meet them in Goa but have no doubt I will. I love travel mojo magic. 

Last one, was in a taxi in the midst of a jam, looking outside I see a woman literally beating on her small 3 year old child. It was shocking. She just bam phwacked her twice and held her hand up again when the child ran away, in the middle of traffic. The woman just watched her go with a menacing look in her eyes. Than, she turned her head and noticed me in the back of the cab. Immediately she turned on the charm; she needed to eat. No way I was giving a rupee to her, but she tried. She smiled seductively, tapping her hand on the glass while gesturing she was starving. Wow.
Got some exciting news but i'll wait to unload that little tidbit another time. I've been here 10 hours, and the time has reached beer o'clock.

Intestines feel normal.

Adios.